November 2013
11/08/13- A cool vodka commercial with some suggestive possible-MC content: VIDEO.
October 2013
09/28/13 and 10/05/13- "The Pirate of Chrystal Bay" (Dark Wynd) has been posted on the EMCSA.
June 2013 - September 2013
Hello again! Yes, I'm back. Where have I been, you ask? Well, I didn't actually go anywhere. I did take a break from website upkeep for a little while, though, as real life got really busy (I actually ran myself over with my own truck. Seriously.) Anyway, I've been on vacation too long, so it's back to work. Let's get busy and bring on the bimbos and MCed brats and beauties, shall we?
May 2013
05/23/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy 15 (Cheryl)", the fourteenth story in the Sex Toy series. This is an original, never-before-published story.
Excerpt:
I was trying to form an answer, but I was getting lost in Luke’s masculine smell. Luke had oil smears all over his arms and he even had a grease smear across his cheek that complemented his strong jaw perfectly. His broad shoulders, his cheerful competence, his complete confidence...Luke’s masculinity was making me feel so feminine. So...pretty...
“Ma’am?”
“Hmmm?” I said.
“Do you want me to fix your car?”
“Oh!” I said. “Yes. Yes, please. I want you to...to...I want you to...to...” I took a step closer. Gawd, his smell was driving me crazy. Then I grabbed his shirt with both hands and pulled myself against him. I buried my face against his chest and breathed deep.
Suddenly Luke’s hands were all over me. I moaned as those big fingers traced my shoulders, my hips, my ass. His fingers clutched the line of my top and suddenly he tore open my blouse, sending the buttons flying. His big hands groped inside my top and I moaned as he worked me there roughly. We stumbled to a nearby waist-high stack of tires and he turned me around with those big hands. Then he lifted my skirt...
Excerpt:
I was trying to form an answer, but I was getting lost in Luke’s masculine smell. Luke had oil smears all over his arms and he even had a grease smear across his cheek that complemented his strong jaw perfectly. His broad shoulders, his cheerful competence, his complete confidence...Luke’s masculinity was making me feel so feminine. So...pretty...
“Ma’am?”
“Hmmm?” I said.
“Do you want me to fix your car?”
“Oh!” I said. “Yes. Yes, please. I want you to...to...I want you to...to...” I took a step closer. Gawd, his smell was driving me crazy. Then I grabbed his shirt with both hands and pulled myself against him. I buried my face against his chest and breathed deep.
Suddenly Luke’s hands were all over me. I moaned as those big fingers traced my shoulders, my hips, my ass. His fingers clutched the line of my top and suddenly he tore open my blouse, sending the buttons flying. His big hands groped inside my top and I moaned as he worked me there roughly. We stumbled to a nearby waist-high stack of tires and he turned me around with those big hands. Then he lifted my skirt...
WEEKEND SALE
Sorority Heat #2- Fantasy Fetish Festival
On sale now at Smashwords for $0.99 for May 18th, 19th and 20th. Type in coupon code UP58G at checkout to receive the discount.
On sale now at Smashwords for $0.99 for May 18th, 19th and 20th. Type in coupon code UP58G at checkout to receive the discount.
05/17/13- I'm still working on "How I Became a Sex Toy 15 (Cheryl)". I hope to have it completed and posted this weekend.
05/16/13- Just want to make everyone aware that erotica author Joe Mudak (Mudak on the EMCSA) will be a guest interview on a radio program. In his own words:
"Some time between Midnight and 2 am EDT on the morning of Monday, May 20, 2013 (or overnight from Sunday May 19, 2013 depending on how you want to look at it), I will be interviewed about my writings and inspirations on the Radio of Horror show on 91.3 FM in Worcester, MA (or streaming everywhere). If possible, I will post the audio of the interview on my blog after that point."
"Some time between Midnight and 2 am EDT on the morning of Monday, May 20, 2013 (or overnight from Sunday May 19, 2013 depending on how you want to look at it), I will be interviewed about my writings and inspirations on the Radio of Horror show on 91.3 FM in Worcester, MA (or streaming everywhere). If possible, I will post the audio of the interview on my blog after that point."
05/12/13- "How I Became a Sex Toy 14 (Jayne)" is on sale at Smashwords for $0.99 for May 12th, 13th and 14th. Type in coupon code JV96N at checkout to receive the discount.
05/12/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy 14 (Jayne)", the fourteenth story in the Sex Toy series. This is an original, never-before-published story.
Excerpt:
I grabbed a long black denim skirt- good goth girl fare- and put it on. The heavy material misted away and moments later I was fully encased in the bimbo outfit again. I removed that outfit and tried a dark blouse. Same result.
I was getting tired of stripping off. It was obvious that Morgana had enchanted this outfit in such a way that I was stuck in it. I had no idea how long this would last, but I didn’t have a choice about what to wear for today at least.
Still, I could at least accessorize enough to cover up the bimbo nature of the outfit.
I needed to cover up the blonde highlights, so I grabbed a dark hat and stuck it on my head. It misted away.
Shoot. Not good.
All right. Makeup then.
I sat down and layered on some black lipstick. Then I worked on my eyes, creating a stark, dark presentation. Perfect.
Then I stood and my dark colors immediately turned bright. My black lipstick brightened into a hot, kissable pink. My eye shadow turned bright and cheerful. And my pale cheeks were covered with red rouge.
I sat back and shook my head. This wasn’t working either. I had one more trick to try, though.
I went to my closet and retrieved a black spiked collar...a good goth staple. I stood in front of the mirror and secured it to my throat. Then I studied my reflection.
It was actually effective. It gave the silly bimbo look I had an edgy presentation. Opposite ends of the spectrum giving a visual contrast. I could pass it off as a metaphor for life. Perfect.
Then the spiky collar misted. Even more jangly bangles appeared on my wrist and little hearts appeared on the ankle bracelet secured on my ankle. Toe rings appeared on my bare toes, complementing my suddenly red-painted toenails. Big golden hoops dangled from my ears. The collar had created such a powerful goth presence that the outfit had been forced to counter with an equally powerful bimbo presentation.
I had to stop and admit defeat at that point. Accessorizing had become too expensive.
Excerpt:
I grabbed a long black denim skirt- good goth girl fare- and put it on. The heavy material misted away and moments later I was fully encased in the bimbo outfit again. I removed that outfit and tried a dark blouse. Same result.
I was getting tired of stripping off. It was obvious that Morgana had enchanted this outfit in such a way that I was stuck in it. I had no idea how long this would last, but I didn’t have a choice about what to wear for today at least.
Still, I could at least accessorize enough to cover up the bimbo nature of the outfit.
I needed to cover up the blonde highlights, so I grabbed a dark hat and stuck it on my head. It misted away.
Shoot. Not good.
All right. Makeup then.
I sat down and layered on some black lipstick. Then I worked on my eyes, creating a stark, dark presentation. Perfect.
Then I stood and my dark colors immediately turned bright. My black lipstick brightened into a hot, kissable pink. My eye shadow turned bright and cheerful. And my pale cheeks were covered with red rouge.
I sat back and shook my head. This wasn’t working either. I had one more trick to try, though.
I went to my closet and retrieved a black spiked collar...a good goth staple. I stood in front of the mirror and secured it to my throat. Then I studied my reflection.
It was actually effective. It gave the silly bimbo look I had an edgy presentation. Opposite ends of the spectrum giving a visual contrast. I could pass it off as a metaphor for life. Perfect.
Then the spiky collar misted. Even more jangly bangles appeared on my wrist and little hearts appeared on the ankle bracelet secured on my ankle. Toe rings appeared on my bare toes, complementing my suddenly red-painted toenails. Big golden hoops dangled from my ears. The collar had created such a powerful goth presence that the outfit had been forced to counter with an equally powerful bimbo presentation.
I had to stop and admit defeat at that point. Accessorizing had become too expensive.
05/09/13- Amazon's most recent adult filtering practices have affected my catalog- 25 of my stories are now filtered and won't be found when running a search from Amazon's front page. To reiterate from previous posts: when searching for erotica stories on Amazon/Kindle, be sure to switch your search bar from "All Departments" to "Kindle Store".
April 2013
04/30/13- I am still working on "How I Became a Sex Toy 14- Jayne" at this time. It should be ready later this week.
Amazon's new adult filter has apparently started working on my catalog now as well. Eight of my eBooks are now adult filtered, meaning you won't find them from the general search. You have to be in "Kindle Books" when searching for adult subject matter. That's a tip, folks. Cheers!
Amazon's new adult filter has apparently started working on my catalog now as well. Eight of my eBooks are now adult filtered, meaning you won't find them from the general search. You have to be in "Kindle Books" when searching for adult subject matter. That's a tip, folks. Cheers!
04/22/13- TO ALL KINDLE USERS: Be aware that Amazon has apparently expanded their adult-filtering practices and a search on the initial Amazon page might not help you find the erotica subject matter you're searching for. Be sure to use the search bar pull down menu and search for your subject matter while in "Kindle Books." Previously, the only adult-filtered subjects appeared to be incest or dubious consent stories. The adult-filter tag is now reportedly being applied to several other tags, such as breeding, gangbang, monster and other paranormal. Even "50 Shades of Grey" falls under this umbrella. Finding adult-filtered titles can be difficult if you don't know the exact title you're searching for.
My books don't appear to have been affected at this time, but inasmuch as all my work falls under the paranormal tag, my stuff may not be immune. We'll see.
Here's an interesting article by Williard Foxton on this subject.
Also, a poem of sorts about the state of Amazon's adult-filtering process, written by Fannie Tucker (website), author of the famed classic "Nostril Fucked by the Micro-Penis." (seriously)
"First they came for the Daddy stories,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't write Daddy stories.
Then they came for the beast-man gangbangs,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't write beast-man gangbangs.
Then they came for the billionaire breeders,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't write billionaire breeding.
Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me."
My sincere apologies to Martin Niemöller.
-Fannie Tucker
My books don't appear to have been affected at this time, but inasmuch as all my work falls under the paranormal tag, my stuff may not be immune. We'll see.
Here's an interesting article by Williard Foxton on this subject.
Also, a poem of sorts about the state of Amazon's adult-filtering process, written by Fannie Tucker (website), author of the famed classic "Nostril Fucked by the Micro-Penis." (seriously)
"First they came for the Daddy stories,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't write Daddy stories.
Then they came for the beast-man gangbangs,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't write beast-man gangbangs.
Then they came for the billionaire breeders,
and I didn't speak out because I didn't write billionaire breeding.
Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me."
My sincere apologies to Martin Niemöller.
-Fannie Tucker
04/18/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy 13 (Madison)", the thirteenth story in the Sex Toy series. This is an original, never-before-published story.
03/29/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy Super Bundle 2". This bundle contains "How I Became a Sex Toy" 7 - 12, along with the four bonus stories included in the third and fourth bundles. A total of ten stories in all.
March 2013
03/29/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy Super Bundle 1". This bundle contains the first six "How I Became a Sex Toy" stories, along with the four bonus stories included in the first two bundles. A total of ten stories in all.
03/23/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy Bundle 4". This bundle contains "How I Became a Sex Toy 10, 11 and 12", along with two bonus stories.
03/17/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy 12 (Audrey)", the twelfth story in the Sex Toy series. This is an original, never-before-published story.
03/11/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy 11 (Daria)", the eleventh story in the Sex Toy series. This is an original, never-before-published story.
03/03/13- I have added the 900 word "Pressure" to the Hot Flashes page. Giggity.
03/03/13- I have just released my latest eBook "How I Became a Sex Toy 10 (Tabitha)", the tenth story in the Sex Toy series. This is an extended, edited version of "Trailer Park".
03/01/13- Just a quick reminder to keep an eye out for Joe Mudak's latest eBook offerings. He's got ten books out now and is picking up momentum. The thinking man's writer has something for everyone and he's available from the same outlets I am (Smashwords, Amazon, Barnes/Noble and Kobo). He's also got an entertaining blog: Poor Mudak's Almanak.
February 2013
02/27/13- I have just released my latest eBook "Carnival Bundle". This is a bundle containing the three "Carnival" stories, along with a free original Carnival story.
02/24/13- I have just released my latest eBook "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves", the third story in the Carnival series. This is an original, never-before-published story.
02/16/13- I have just released my latest eBook "Casey's Mighty Bat". This erotic poem is a heavily edited version of my previously published work by the same title. Although there are no changes to the storyline, there are a number of stylistic changes within the poem itself.
02/14/13- I have just released my latest eBook "Stageshow", the second story in the Carnival series. This is an edited and slightly expanded version of "Carnival- Stageshow".
02/14/13- Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you all have a great one.
02/13/13- By the way, I want to let everyone know that one of the biggest names on the EMCSA has gone indie as well. That's right...I'm talking about Mudak! He writes as Joe Mudak, so next time you're shopping on your Kindle, Nook, Smashwords or Kobo sites, be sure to check out his eBooks.
02/09/13- I have just released my latest eBook "Handling the Director". This is an edited and expanded version of "Quiet on the Set".
02/05/13- I have just released my latest eBook "Everybody Loves Cotton Candy" (formerly "Carnival").
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02/01/13- I have finished the Sorority Heat ebook trilogy and they are now available for purchase on Smashwords, Kindle, Nook and Kobo. "Sorority Heat #1- The Kay Zetas" is an edited and slightly altered version of the Dark Wynd story "Sorority Wars: Fast Times at Darkview C.C.". "Sorority Heat #2- The Fantasy Fetish Festival" is an original, never-before-published story that picks up where the first one ends. "Sorority Heat #3- The Initiation" is an original story as well and it completes the trilogy. The "Sorority Heat Bundle" is all three stories in one volume.
January 2013
01/30/13- My latest eBook "How I Got Stuck in a Sex Toy Body" (an edited and much expanded re-release of my body swap story "Model Behavior") is now available for purchase on Smashwords, Kindle, Nook and Kobo. It's available now on Smashwords, but it will take a day or two to show up on Kindle, Nook and Kobo. Those familiar with the original story will find the story has doubled in length, with the bulk of the new material being used to expand and enliven the sex scenes.
01/06/2013- I'm not sure what happened, but there were several broken links on the 2012 story page (which have been fixed) and an entire missing story ("Thy Kingdom Cum", a collaboration between Mudak and myself). Those problems have been fixed. Also, the Dark Wynd story "Welcome to Blackrock Academy" wasn't where it was supposed to be. Everything should be fixed now. If you find any broken links, please feel free to let me know. Thanks!
01/06/2013- It's not my usual genre, but I've started an AR story on the AR Archive for anyone interested. The story is "Diapers and Debts" under the name ChrystalWynd.
01/05/2013- "Playing the Game" (new story) has been posted on the EMCSA.
01/06/2013- I'm not sure what happened, but there were several broken links on the 2012 story page (which have been fixed) and an entire missing story ("Thy Kingdom Cum", a collaboration between Mudak and myself). Those problems have been fixed. Also, the Dark Wynd story "Welcome to Blackrock Academy" wasn't where it was supposed to be. Everything should be fixed now. If you find any broken links, please feel free to let me know. Thanks!
01/06/2013- It's not my usual genre, but I've started an AR story on the AR Archive for anyone interested. The story is "Diapers and Debts" under the name ChrystalWynd.
01/05/2013- "Playing the Game" (new story) has been posted on the EMCSA.